Have all your Friends, Siblings, Roomates, etc. become vegetarians? Leaving you stranded in your omnivorous (carnivorous?) world?!  When you look in the fridge to fill your hunger are you unsatisfied to find... Cheese (Not total vegetarians huh?) and Juice! Who lives off this stuff!!!  Now is your chance for justice!  For all those who suffered at the hands of the vegetarians! Join now and be liberated!  Henceforth everytime you eat Non-vegetarian meals, Order a second helping of meat and throw it in the trash!(Or eat it!)  Justice must be served; this will correct the folly of vegetarianism and resume the natural order of the world!!! 

(People that take offense to jokes are stupid, this is hillarious)